she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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