Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Never underestimate the power of titties
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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