On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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