Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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