Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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