For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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