Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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