batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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