I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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