Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You're a waste of cheezeits
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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