We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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