why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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