We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My liver just had a heart attack.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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