Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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