He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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