How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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