Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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