dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
No subtext here. People are naked.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
