dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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