I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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