There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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