it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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