No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We got so high we made milksteak
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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