Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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