Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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