What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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