She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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