I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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