I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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