There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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