i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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