called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Are my feet made of real feet?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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