we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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