So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Randomize
