I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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