He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
