My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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