Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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