If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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