He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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