A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
