I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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