break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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