I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Enjoy the penises
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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