As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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