I cockslap morals
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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