We're like a lot better than the average bears
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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