I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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