Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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