in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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