I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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