a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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