He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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