if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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