drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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