How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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