You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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