So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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