Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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