i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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