The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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