Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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