no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
